Why follow man when he doesen't know the way?"

"Life is a priveledge, not a neccesity."

"Jesus is my insurance policy."

"Never ever listen to an unmarried person about married life." (That's really annoying)

"Life isn't even half as hard as we make it."

"The worst thing to ignore is your faith in Him."

"The ONLY one who can save you is beyond yourself."

"You might wanna cut your grass; there's snakes in it."

Tongues tie, twist, and twirl to totally tongue twisting tunes.

*I know it's not that good, but it's my 1st one*

"Horror films are the best comedies."