"Never trust a cockroach when it's on its back."

"I'm not shy; I'm just self concious."

"Horror films are the best comedies."

Tongues tie, twist, and twirl to totally tongue twisting tunes.

*I know it's not that good, but it's my 1st one*

"You might wanna cut your grass; there's snakes in it."

"The ONLY one who can save you is beyond yourself."

"The worst thing to ignore is your faith in Him."

"Life isn't even half as hard as we make it."

"Never ever listen to an unmarried person about married life." (That's really annoying)

"Jesus is my insurance policy."