Live today, like you were dying tomorrw

A skater boy broke my heart, so i broke his board.

AngelWithTheBrokenWings

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

haha

In spanish class, the teacher said say a command in spanish...so i shout out

Hazme despues de la clase

having no idea what it means.. everyone bursts out laughing, and my teacher says "you just said 'do me after class' "