MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.

Me: Hey, God, what's a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Me: what's a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Me: Can I have a penny?
God: In a minute.

Yup. Nothing wastes time like facebook.

-One wish-- what would it be?
-Unity
-Scratch that. I'd wish for 10 more wishes AND THEN unity. love. acceptance. peace. BUT Those things are just too much to ask of the world. SO...I want a pony!-_-

Does anyone have b.it.ch repellent?

To Atheists.
we experimented with "oh my lack of God!" and been considering "By the beards of my ancestors!"
but they don't work.

Atheists, what do you say when you're surprised? dont you say "oh my god"?

no we say "Oh my big bang!" or "Holy Evolution!"

But most times I just scream like a girl.

I'm bringing sexy back
as a matter of fact my chain does hang low so smack THAT. though I advise you not to because I'll end up burning all your fingas. Cause I'm hot like that. Don't need a lighta, OH!

Cashier: that's 20 bucks please.
kid: what? I only have 5 bucks!! I know! I'll cut the dolla bill in 7.
*spinkles in on counter*
kid: well, there you go, keep the change.

1: dude! I had the best idea! quick what's 10+10?
2: 20?
1:close! 11.what I'm trying to say is...if you want to make 20 bucks cut the 10 dolla bill in half. cha ching! I've paid my debt.