Some people look good in shorts. Then there's you.

Its okay to be ugly but you're overdoing it!!!

Have you every considered a career as a crash dummy?

In heaven...

girl1(drug addict): so why did you die?
girl2: ex husband killed me. You?
girl1(drug addict): i got hit by a plane!!

OOH you talk shit. How about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up? And if you like that I'll open a can of Whoop ass!!!!

Dying cause I want you Your always in my heart
Breathing cause I need you I can't stand it when we part
Love you cause you're precious
Love you cause you're cute
Love you cause you're smart
Love you cause you're you...

Me: Hey, God, what's a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Me: what's a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Me: Can I have a penny?
God: In a minute.

Yup. Nothing wastes time like facebook.

-One wish-- what would it be?
-Unity
-Scratch that. I'd wish for 10 more wishes AND THEN unity. love. acceptance. peace. BUT Those things are just too much to ask of the world. SO...I want a pony!-_-

Does anyone have b.it.ch repellent?