Hey ladies!!!the only way to stop a guy from cheating is to watch his every move!!!

Men are like children; they must be watched at all times!!!

Maybe i love him....Maybe i don't.....Why is love so complicated?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....

I was sitting on a couch watching T.V.
my little daughter said to me :
"why doth the rain fall down, mommy?"
And I say, "people in heaven pee"

Yo momma so fat it takes her three years to turn around.
one..........................
two..........................
look, cookies!!
one........................
two........................
whoops. gotta go pot--tie!

Guy1: how do you indent a paragraph?
guy2: get your d.i.c.k out of your a.s.s and learn to type!!
silence....
guy1: and then what?

Guy 1: I keep getting a negative answer for number ten. what does that mean?
guy 2: it means ur gay
guy 1: yay real funny. I'll just ask the professor.
professor: watcha doin' tonight?

Man 1: I think you should quit drinking.

man 2: It's the beer that's addicted to me.Oh no! It's back! NO Stop! HELP!!!!

Girl: Sometimes I just feel like you never notice me...Charles...I think we should break up...

Charles: WHAT THE HELL?!
Benches aren't supposed to talk!!