1: dude! I had the best idea! quick what's 10+10?
2: 20?
1:close! 11.what I'm trying to say is...if you want to make 20 bucks cut the 10 dolla bill in half. cha ching! I've paid my debt.

Cashier: that's 20 bucks please.
kid: what? I only have 5 bucks!! I know! I'll cut the dolla bill in 7.
*spinkles in on counter*
kid: well, there you go, keep the change.

I'm bringing sexy back
as a matter of fact my chain does hang low so smack THAT. though I advise you not to because I'll end up burning all your fingas. Cause I'm hot like that. Don't need a lighta, OH!

Atheists, what do you say when you're surprised? dont you say "oh my god"?

no we say "Oh my big bang!" or "Holy Evolution!"

But most times I just scream like a girl.

To Atheists.
we experimented with "oh my lack of God!" and been considering "By the beards of my ancestors!"
but they don't work.

Does anyone have b.it.ch repellent?

-One wish-- what would it be?
-Unity
-Scratch that. I'd wish for 10 more wishes AND THEN unity. love. acceptance. peace. BUT Those things are just too much to ask of the world. SO...I want a pony!-_-

Yup. Nothing wastes time like facebook.

Me: Hey, God, what's a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Me: what's a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Me: Can I have a penny?
God: In a minute.

MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.