He's mad at me because I knew it all along, He's mad at me cause I knew he cheated first, which is why I cheated too.
He's mad at me, when he should be mad at himself, I should be mad at him for thinking I was that stupid.

Me:Sent him 'Would you go with me' ringtone
Him:Are you telling me to ask you out?
Me:Haha
Him:is that a yes?
Me:was that you asking me out?
Him: yes
Me: then yes

Even If I went to talk to a therapist I couldn't tell them everything that's wrong with me, or they would have to turn you in.. which makes me feel even worse.

If only I knew math like I knew boys

Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
bestie: u have on flip flops
me: well.. i trip in those too

&& im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

Hoho: I dub thy twinkie
Me:But I dnt like them
Hoho:Ur not supposed 2 cuz thats called canabalism!
(ilovehim.) =]

U broke up with me, twice, over a 3 year period. Yet your the one who hasn't moved on! Stop loving me or stop breaking up with me!

Teacher: We should hide all of the toilet paper and bread thats in food lion. Wed have our whole town going crazy.
Me & Friend: Can we sit with you in the parking lot & laugh with you?
Teacher: As long as you help me hide all of the stuff.

Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
Me:He just sent me a ?
Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.