Happy birthday brother,
It's the big double digits...

I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet...

Love is a gamble,
and your heart is the dice...

I want to write a note, but don't know what to...
I wonder how you would act if I approached you in...

Cinderella, why do you wish to be like anyone...
Your fine by yourself...

You do it for money not love
No don't kiss me...

Oh Thong - Oh Thong
Why do you feel so wrong...

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts...

I Will Draw A Picture
I Will Draw It With A Twist...

Some say fat is back, where at I think its whack
How can fat come back when it never began...

A poem a day - Shopping with a friend...

The girl inside has a fear,
of what the girl inside holds so dear...