Oh Thong - Oh Thong
Why do you feel so wrong...

I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet...

Dear Santa
All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young...

Everyone tells you,
they're the best years of your life...

Some nights I stay up late and cry,
Other times I feel as if I could die...

I keep waiting for the phone to ring
Yet I know it won't be you...

I know we don't talk,
We're not really even friends...

I try not to think about you, but
I miss you today...

Love is a gamble,
and your heart is the dice...

You can hurt me if you
don't even try...

I give you this ring
as a promise to you...

One million sorrys can’t correct my...
Nor can one word I say...