What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues

Quiit yO yappiin` fOr i haftuh qet tuh cLappiin` `en have yuh bOdy partsz miix `en matchiin

Ja rulez body paul walkers face p. diddyz style with usherz grace fabolousz bling bow wowz size thats the man i fantasize

*i dId nOt lOsE mY vIrGiNiTy!* ...*i kNoW eXAcTlY wHo hAs iT!!*

U CaN LuV mE Or HaTe mE fUk hOw u fEeL cUs EiTha wAy u LOok aT mE iMa aLwAyZ b reAl

IMa Do SuM DruGz
iMa FuK SuM ThUgZ
iMa DRinK aLoT
iMa SmOkE SuM PoT
iMa Do SuM THiNgZ
I MigHT LaTa ReGrET
BuT ItZ aLL GoOd CuZ i HaVeNT GrOwN uP YeT