I've never yet met her,
Not sure when I will...

A lady considers it a sign of class,
When a gentleman leaves the seat down...

The wise grafitti artist warned
"If you are reading this...

My love appears like a summer feast,
Her red hair flows like wine over...

The Chip shop Lolita's
Sugar Daddy's sour...

"If you touch it again
We'll no longer be friends&quot...

My girlfriend Ruby loves to play
Games and puzzles every day...

She said "I'll always love you"
With a reassuring sigh...

Their wineglasses sat on the table untouched and
As he slowly removed her dress...

I lost one arm on active duty (the Atlantis...
With the Swiss Coastguard...

It seems he was in love.
Every letter of every word...

Ignored, neglected, the wedding cake's long...
When into her life I clumsily stumbled...