Hibernating Harry said "I'll never...
Slept away six months every year...

Their wineglasses sat on the table untouched and
As he slowly removed her dress...

We could walk through the gardens tonight,
Read the ancient stars by candlelight...

Dirty and flat,
Two bad pennies well spent...

"If you touch it again
We'll no longer be friends&quot...

Ignored, neglected, the wedding cake's long...
When into her life I clumsily stumbled...

Tickle my smile with those long auburn tresses,
Tickle my fancy with soft summer dresses...

The Chip shop Lolita's
Sugar Daddy's sour...

"I think size matters",
Said Alice to the Hatter...

She said "I'll always love you"
With a reassuring sigh...

A lady considers it a sign of class,
When a gentleman leaves the seat down...

I lost one arm on active duty (the Atlantis...
With the Swiss Coastguard...