When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die

I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic

I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body

I am in love with the man of my dreams... too bad i am dreaming

Never have regrets, you will regret it

Not all fairy tales end in happily ever after...