"come and get me"
"youve got two legs and a heartbeat, whats stoppin you from coming to me"

Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left.
-marilyn monroe

"im bringin sexy back"
"psst, when was sexy gone? and why are YOU the one to bring it back?"

The iPod: the only thing guys brag about being the smallest.

Does a dyslexic atheist not believe in dog?

-kepler on CSI.

I love him so much. but i hate myself.

I love it when someone insults me. that means i dont have to be nice anymore.

Please honk if youre about to run me over.

Fireflies are nice and all...but why on earth do their magical butts glow?