I had my soul removed to make room for all this sarcasm.

A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her up when the first two make her hit the ground.

Just blast some music so we can dance like retards and sing like were on crack.

Im the type of girl that can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster.

Heavily medicated for your safety.

Forget a therapest what you need is an exorcist.

If idiots grew on trees this place would be an orchard.

I cut to feel but what happens when even pain leaves me?

My friends are special to me but im not special to them.

The more friends you have the more problems youll see, cause everyone in your life talks when you cant see.