You have the right to remain stupid, anything you say can and will be ignored.

We do act retarded, dance like we have to pee, and talk like were mentally challenged, but thats who we are: best friends forever.

So tell me, whats it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

Has anyone seen my sanity? You cant miss it. Its still in its protective packaging.

I can taste my own death on your lips...thus with a kiss, I die.

Oh noes! dont forget your cape! youll plummet to the groouuund!....-sighs and dials 911

A woman once said that loving a man is like a deck of playing cards, you need: a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to bash his face in, and a spade do burry him.

Haha, im running with scissors! ow, my eye!

OMG! whats that thing growing on your neck? oh...its just your face.

My friends are the kind that if the house was burning down they would be making smores and hitting on the firemen.