Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left.
-marilyn monroe

"im bringin sexy back"
"psst, when was sexy gone? and why are YOU the one to bring it back?"

The iPod: the only thing guys brag about being the smallest.

Does a dyslexic atheist not believe in dog?

-kepler on CSI.

I love him so much. but i hate myself.

I love it when someone insults me. that means i dont have to be nice anymore.

Please honk if youre about to run me over.

Fireflies are nice and all...but why on earth do their magical butts glow?

So tell me, whats it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?