We are all hypocrites, so if we say someone else is one we just make it true even more.

I don't fit in, and I love every bit of it.

We are all different, but in that way we are all the same.

My friends and I are so cool; we say we'll remember an inside joke forever, only to forget it when another comes along, and then remember the first one an hour later. Yeah, be jealous.

We're pathetic, yet we're awesome. We're pathetically awesome!

Life's a vacuum; it sucks. It's up to you to flick that switch in reverse.