I reach for the stars, but i keep on slipping. try as i might to grasp that light. i fight to hold it

Fight crime, shoot back

I poke wolverines with spoons

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them

Thanks for the advice but the voices tell me everything I need to know

Dont piss me off. Im running out of places to hide the bodies!

Some mornings just arent worth chewing through the leather straps.

Seen it all. done it all. dont remember most of it

Hello
walking on lot only permitted for customers and mentally deranged seals. if your niether parking or barking-good bye

Why do they lock bathroom gas stations? Are they afraid someone will clean them?