Hate is a strong word... n i use it often

Why do they lock bathroom gas stations? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Hello
walking on lot only permitted for customers and mentally deranged seals. if your niether parking or barking-good bye

Seen it all. done it all. dont remember most of it

Some mornings just arent worth chewing through the leather straps.

Dont piss me off. Im running out of places to hide the bodies!

Thanks for the advice but the voices tell me everything I need to know

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them

I poke wolverines with spoons

Fight crime, shoot back