El amor
todo lo sufre
todo lo cree
todo lo espera
todo lo soporta
El amor nunca
deja de ser

Just Met Your Twin. No Joke. I Swear I Thought It Was You. I Even Shouted Your Name But It Just Kept Scrating Its Ass And Eating A Banana.

Sex Is Like McDonalds, I'm Lovin It!
D**k Is Like Burger King, Have It Your Way!
N Pu**y Is Like Pringles, Once You Pop You Cant Stop

Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them.
Why? Cuz There's No Place Like Home....LoL

Friends Are Like Azzchecks
Shit May Come In Between Them,
But They Will Always Stick Together

East To The Ocean,
West To The Land,
Death Is To B***hes,
That Touches My MAN!

Cuando Era Chicuta Lloraba Por Un Chupon,
Y Ahora Que Stoy Grande Loro Por Un Cabron!!

Don't Make Him Your Everything, Because When He's Gone, All You Will Have Is "Nothing"