Quotes by HiS PMG

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  • Don't Make Him Your Everything, Because When He's Gone, All You Will Have Is "Nothing"

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  • Cuando Era Chicuta Lloraba Por Un Chupon,
    Y Ahora Que Stoy Grande Loro Por Un Cabron!!

    17 years ago
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  • East To The Ocean,
    West To The Land,
    Death Is To B***hes,
    That Touches My MAN!

    17 years ago
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  • Friends Are Like Azzchecks
    Shit May Come In Between Them,
    But They Will Always Stick Together

    17 years ago
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  • Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them.
    Why? Cuz There's No Place Like Home....LoL

    17 years ago
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  • Sex Is Like McDonalds, I'm Lovin It!
    D**k Is Like Burger King, Have It Your Way!
    N Pu**y Is Like Pringles, Once You Pop You Cant Stop

    17 years ago
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  • Just Met Your Twin. No Joke. I Swear I Thought It Was You. I Even Shouted Your Name But It Just Kept Scrating Its Ass And Eating A Banana.

    17 years ago
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  • El amor
    todo lo sufre
    todo lo cree
    todo lo espera
    todo lo soporta
    El amor nunca
    deja de ser

    16 years ago
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