There is a God...he's what makes Life a living hell !

You're not lover's unless you're best friends.
Your best friend is not your lover but is there till the end.
Your best friend hates your lover and will never make amend.
Your Lover only wishes to be your Best Friend.

Good...Fast....or Cheap, you cant have all 3 !
You can have Good & Fast
Fast & Cheap or
Good & Cheap...

BUT NEVER GOOD FAST & CHEAP !