Quotes by Kourtneyy
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
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It tastes like burning
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An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
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Lower the age of puberty!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
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No, a polygon is not a dead parrot
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An MSN Convo with 2 other people:
Nathan: I was just talking about you
Kaitlyn: Probably dirty stuff
Me: Eww
Nathan: Yes its dirty, very dirty
Kaitlyn: Ew
Me: I dont wanna no
Nathan: Geez, its about having a mud war u pervs
Me: Oh...17 years ago0 0 -
You know, everytime I look up into the clouds, I tend to see a bird fly into a jet engine.
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