The funny thing about life is, it's only the beginning of the adventure. |
An MSN Convo with 2 other people: |
No, a polygon is not a dead parrot |
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject |
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
Lower the age of puberty! |
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? |
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work |
It tastes like burning |
You know, everytime I look up into the clouds, I tend to see a bird fly into a jet engine. |