Best friends mean killing eachother over a bag of chips + in the end not saying sorry but... "Haha, too bad loser!"

We're the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. Once when its told; 2nd time when they explain it; and [five minutes later]...when we finally get it.

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel it's true warmth.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend.