Quotes by Mike

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  • Ya know... if a person has multiple personalities, and one personality falls in love with the other personality... then wat..

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  • I'm done trying to fit into this "shiny armor".

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  • You want the truth, go get it.

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  • Nobody loses their sense of smell. cuz technically, they smell nothing. but what does "nothing" smell like? exactly xP

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  • Rule #1: a guy hits a girl, he's dead. rule#2: a guy trashes a girl, he obviously has no balls to trash a real man, cuz he isnt one

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  • So I'll sing a melody,

    And hope to God she's listening,

    Sleeping softly while I sing.

    And I'll be your memories,

    Your lullaby for all the times,

    Hoping that my voice could get it right

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  • Ya know... i've always wondered, they put marks on the keyboard for blind people... but WHAT THE F**K ARE BLIND PEOPLE GONNA USE THE COMPUTER FOR?! To type emails they cant read? awesome.

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  • ...so please stay. the puzzle piece that makes this boy complete is where you lay...

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  • If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumb@ss.

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  • Make up your stories, truth's so hard to say
    Brain is numb and your tongue will surely dig your grave

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