THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL:
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD :)

I am a very original person and you will never find anyone in the entire world like me! I have no swagg therefore i have swagg...and thats my swagga motto.I am 18 and I am a child trapped in a teenager's body.
I am a mix of Tom Boy/ Gurley Girl and I am white, black(French), Irish, Scottish, Italian, and Native American. People usually think I am like Brazilian or Spanish but I'm not. Nope...im mixed like a zebra which happens to be by favorite animal along with the dinosaur T-REX. they are so cute with thier big rawrs and tiny arms.So I'm a mutt but I act like a total white girl.
Silence drives me crazy. I sing songs in my head when I'm scared. I absolutely hate feet, sour cream & onion chips, bouculatos, cornbread, any kind of nasty meat, and mayonnaise. My biggest fears in life is dying and never seeing the people I love again, becoming blind or paralyzed, and dying slow and painfully.
I have no religion and I would rather not talk about it because people just don't understand. I am a very random person and people give me that "HUH?!?!?!?" look a bit too often. I use to have an enormous crush on peter pan and Johnny Depp. I cry at sad movies easily and I am more of an animal person than I am a people person. I love all types of animals from dogs to dinosaurs and everything in-between. I love fairies, gnomes, mushrooms, the moon, rainbows, unicorns and all that fantasy stuff. (would weed fit into that category?)
well i am very sociable and when I have friends I look out for them, got their back, will always be there, no fakin. unfortunately I don't have many friends because quite frankly, people suck and the truth is everyone will hurt you, you just gotta decide whos worth the pain. I call people my friend but really i just have lots of aquaintences...im like a dolphin...i sleep with one eye open cus theres some backstabbers among these fish...but friendship is great when u find it...Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings...lmao.I dislike drama and backstabbers. I really think that people who join gangs or need to jump somebody means that they are just weak, scared little punks who cant fight. For some reason I attract some very odd characters! Lol. I dont really like vain people who think their poo dont stink and their snot sparkles. Some people just wake up and think they piss excellence.
I love to eat! I eat when Im bored, unhappy, hungry, happy, annoyed, always. I weigh 115. I am known for walking around school with a box of captain crunch berries. I love chocolate. m&ms are great and I suddenly have been craving snickers over the past year. My nickname was Cookie when I was little. I go through time periods where I wont eat meat. Its not because I love animals, its because I hate vegetables! Na j/k I really am a vegetarian every once in a while.
I like to get dressed up! Very fun. I have a low self esteem and there is NO point in trying to boost it, it will only make me embarrassed, feel awkward, and a bit mad or frustrated. My style sometimes is a bit TOO different. I like to play sports and make up games. I still play hide and seek. I think that butterflies are the best emotions. I love to read and obviously write. I like to use big words while talking and sometimes turn it into slang words. I think I am a very cool nerd ~0-0~ I LOVE STICK FIGURES and i feel bad that they are stuck on paper forever.
I cannot whistle or sing for crap. I feel most comfortable and free when wearing boy clothes. I hate racism and people who hate gay people. I would love to go to Greece or Tuscany. I am diseased with procrastinating!I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority. I am an unshy, impatient, opinionated, confusing, indecisive ,funny, awkward, loveable, random, outspoken, creative, sarcastic, person. It annoys the crap out of me when I see people riding their bikes in the street, when i see a couple sitting on the same side at a restaurant, people chomping on gum, people trying to lecture me about religion or learning a different language, talking obnoxiously loud on a cell phone, picking nails near me, peeling skin, talking about pimples (ewwwwwww), flossing outside of the bathroom, sliding your feet, people I dont know asking to hold my stuff and then walking around with it, people who dont know how or dont care to take care of animals.I would actually get into a fight over people butting in front of me. I am late to absolutely everything. I love to watch people dance although I cant. My favorite thing to do is laugh. I would so deffinatly go back in time to do things over, but when I think about it, do I really want to do all that crap again? Hell no. I love people with pretty colored eyes. When Im listening to people, I look into their eyes usually. People who know me usually say that I am not what they thought I would be. I do the "what if" thing a lot and i think of some VERY random questions. i like to lie and make up theories. I have diff. personalities when talking to diff, people. I am very clumsy and awkward.
I feel that marijuana should be legalized. I hate president Bush; I think he is an idiot but he makes me laugh. clean Laundry is my favorite smell in the world. I love to learn new things I just hate taking the time. The earth is very important to me. I am always loosing things. I HATE cheaters and flirts that have good boyfriends or girlfriends. it has been proven that slugs can be sad. I love ants because they are so tiny...just imagine their little sized hearts, and they are always on a mission...like they only got 4 mins. to save the world (or the colony). I think that animal and child abusers should be tied to a pole for the rest of their miserable lives and fed enough to keep them alive but only nasty shyt like rotting meat and milk and their eyeballs should be ripped from their face and their eye sockets be filled with salt. I hate it when people give up (especially on me.) I could talk for hours with interesting people. i cannot define love. i have no reason not to love you forever, unless you do something to hurt or offend me. I love to eat crab legs with hot melted butter. I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up but it will probably have something to do with photography. I want to write and travel so I am Majoring in Photojournalism. i am bad at smiling in pictures, i usually smile too big, so my eyes are just like slits and when I hold a cheese for too long, my mouth starts quivering so I stop smiling and it makes me look pissed. I wish that music could play at the right moments in your life like in movies. if i cry once in a movie, i will always cry in that same part. I think that love at first sight is a bunch of bull and its really just an attraction thing. i dont really like remix's to songs. i hate it when people don't trust me. never break a promise to me because after that all trust is gone and its down hill from there. one night stands? ew. i tend to walk into things a lot, and its usually walls, corners or lockers. i love missed calls and letters...theyre like mini presents. im really good at provoking people. i just want to be happy. Jack the Pumpkin King is the hottest thing alive. I go to football games just 2 hear the band. Sometimes I think that my Spanish accent sounds a little Indian. Ive always wanted to grow up and become a ballerina but I finally realized that the chances of that is slim seeing how I have a right wooden leg and only 3 toes on my left foot! lol hahahahahahahahahaah J/P
I like to collect coins from diff. countries and sea things. worms n dirt is my candy & zebra gum & pez. Orange soda and Oreos are a great combo. I luv cute undies. I wish I had green eyes and long hair. I am a very laid back person and like to chill with my friends. I like to party, go to the movies and shop. My fav. Color is purple and i love to play x-box and video games. DANCE REVOLUTION AND HALO! I have more than one best or fav. of everything. i am not a roller and im more of a sisterly type gurl 2 most guys. I am scared of public bathrooms. OH, and I have OCD so I like to organize, dust, and not touch many things. I support gay marriage and abortions. I am totally against animal testing. I talk without thinking far too often and usually when I try to answer a question too fast I give the wrong answer. Ex: mom- "kalyn do you want cheese on your eggs?"me- "yes!....I mean no!"SERIOUSLY. I like boy names for girls. I love the beach! I could lay in the sun all day.I could just lick the sunshine. YAY FOR COIN STAR. I am a very honest, generous person. like to be interviewd or surveyed. if I had a super power it would be Teleporting or reading minds. Sometimes I get to thinking about things and suddenly the whole world doesnt make sense. Things like the concept of eternity, space, people thinking their own thoughts and not being able to hear it, black wholes, time, vastness of the ocean, MAGNETS! So confusing. The things I think about would make a person self combust if they tried.
I know that you believe you understand everything you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

~AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS A TRUE STORY