I have the worst of luck
For Christmas I got a dead duck...

Teacher’s done it again
3 projects on the go...

I want you to know
This is the truth...

Life is hard
When you're a Gnome...

Today's the day,
I'm selling my house...

One year ago, and five days exact
I went on a hike...

I looked all around
For the source of the voice...

I'm going to tell a story
One that doesn't make any sense...

The night is silent
The moon is shining...

One year ago, and eleven days exact
Scr*w it, you already know that...

It's time to confess
My life's been a lie...

One year ago, and three days exact
I went on a hike...