One year ago, and three days exact
I went on a hike...

It must be hard on you
I know it's hard on her...

You're avoiding me,
I don't know why...

My alarm goes off,
You're still on my mind...

(This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and...
Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO...

I had a bad day,
Trying to play...

None of my friends
Know what job they want to be when...

Today's the day,
I'm selling my house...

Life is hard
When you're a Gnome...

I'm going to tell a story
One that doesn't make any sense...

(Please note, I don't mean to offend ANYBODY by...
Lots of women say...

I just made another huge bet
That I’m pretty sure I’m...