I want you to know
This is the truth...

I have worst enemy
I hate him to bits...

Watching at the track meet
People running laps...

Teacher’s done it again
3 projects on the go...

It’s impossible to sneak around in...
It’s impossible for even a mouse...

Today in school
We have a test...

It's time to confess
My life's been a lie...

I have the worst of luck
For Christmas I got a dead duck...

One day I actually met Santa Claus
He's just like everyone says...

Welcome to the
Yam, yammy yammy YAM...

What’s going on?
Since that strange man bit me...

I want you to know
Before the day I die...