I just made another huge bet
That I’m pretty sure I’m...

You might be leaving,
It's something I can't handle...

The look on your face,
Lets me know, how you're feeling...

Some people are scared of spiders,
We have a name for that (For the record, it's...

I want you to know
Before the day I die...

Everytime I see you,
It makes me dread the summer...

How do you sleep at night,
After all the things you've done...

(Please note, I don't mean to offend ANYBODY by...
Lots of women say...

Every Halloween,
Is worse then the next one...

I had to carve a pumpkin
I had to try it again...

Today's the day,
I'm selling my house...

I want you to know
This is the truth...