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Nancy Kitty was a cat...

I poon the noobs on the internets!
With my really big gun...

Your foot, is in the door
I ask you why, your bags are packed on the floor...

You can lie about your mood,
Lie about your concerns...

What’s going on?
Since that strange man bit me...

Sometimes events in life,
Just fall into place...

You need to stay,
Please don't go...

None of my friends
Know what job they want to be when...

Once a year,
Every October...

(This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and...
Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO...

I'm done being stupid,
Done trying to believe you...

I had a bad day,
Trying to play...