How Many Of Us Can Really Laugh At Ourself?

Everyone starts out wrong
But
Not everyone ends up wrong.
I won't end up wrong.
I'll prove you wrong.

Believe me when I say,
Everything Has A Happy Ending.
If not,
It just hasn't ended yet.

Why do they say sex after marriage is ok but before it, its not?
Say,
If you murder someone, before marriage its wrong, BUT If you murder after marriage its still wrong! What are they teaching us?!

Boy: hahaha i still remember that look on your face when I dumped you! HAHAHA

Girl : oh yea, so i guess you remember i kicked ur ass after that don't you! with all ur retarded friends staring at the blood on ur face, yea HAHAHAHA i owned you!

I took my courage dug in me,
And in a count of three,
I told him,
You make me, me.

Wake me up when you come back,
Until then I'll be waiting for you,
Until then I'll be dreaming about you.

When you were born,
You were crying and everbody else was smiling.

Live your life so that in the end,
you will be smiling and everbody else crying.

If it isn't happy ending
then it just hasn't ended yet.
Go on,cause life's a long journey.

Is it good if a vacuum machine sucks?