Teacher: do you guys wanna have kids when you grow up

i: dude your just indirectly asking if we wanna have sex when we grow up..

You say live today as if it is my last
but stop you don't need to lie
cause i'm sure there would be a tomorrow
as long as i know you'd be there for me

Your so stupid you asked for a refund for the jigsaw puzzle you bought.....which you thought was broken

Its funny how as we grow older,
everything we say,
seemingly innocent,
may become twisted.

Be careful of the advice you give.

Sometimes,
I wish I breathed out helium,
just so I can blow all my problems into a balloon & watch it fly away.

Then I remember, I breathe out carbon dioxide.
And the balloon stays beside me.

In the end, we just become
whom we swore not to ever be.

We live in an era
Where the society
Has to remind us
That today is Mother's Day.

What matters is how you live your life.

Not the begining & not the end.

I hate the kind
who fall out of love
mourns for less than a day
& gets another guy the next day.

You never really treasured love.

That 'FML' moment.