My mom: i thought you were hungry, are you gonna eat or facebook.
me: i also have to pee... i just dont know anymore

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!

I really wanna touch this bug zappeer...but somthing keeps telling me its a bad idea

When i need you
you werent there for me
so you can kiss my a** honestly

I live, not out of wisdom or knowledge, but out of hope and mere desire for love, for joy, for peace. And in the end I may look back on a life well lived.

I.M.in my friend:
i like who?? cough cough..hack hack
me: wtf
cough cough brb..i need some water
--sign off

What am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you
What am I suppose to say when I'm all choked up and your ok
--Breakeven

Yes i do happen to believe love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and..you know..in some cultures-a chicken

To the one whom my heart belonged
i never meant to hate you

Ya thats ok
no i dont mind
its really nothin new
i lie all the time
im sure everyones heart
is bleeding like mine