I loved what we were
but i hate what you became

He broke my heart today
but he likes it that way

Peter: i dont love u as much as i did b4..but i hope everything between us is ok.
me: how many ppl tell u they dont love u n everything turns out ok?

Ill be the moon when the sun goes down
just so you'll know im always around

Subsitute: is amelia here?
amelia: actually its pronounced queen elizabeth

There are white collar people here and blue collar people...but i only see people, cause im collar blind
--OFFICE

If germans speak german to a german shepard..do black people speak ebonics to a black lab???

My friends were talkin about not being laid in a while..
amy: its like an itch i really really need to scratch
jamie: oh u kno vagisils good for that (obviously not paying attention)
amy: nope not that kinda itch

In prison everyone would be someones b!+ch!! you ryan would definetly be somesone b!+ch!! DONT DROP THE SOAP!! DONT DROP THE SOAP!!
--OFFICE

Jus tryin to take life one step at a time

like a carpenter....building stairs....