15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over"

I wish i knew what he was talking about without being critisized for not having a phD

When you left me
i didnt move
just in case you wanted to come back
you'll know where to find me

Abandoned at the corner
some hand me loose change
thinking it might solve my problem
im not broke..just broken

You were the one who always made me smile
you were the one who i could talk to
and now you treat me like you didnt know me at all...i guess you never really did

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things they really are or people might think we're stupid.

2 guys arguing about something, ones white and ones black:
w.guy:no thats not the way i wanna do it
b.guy: the president is black, ILL tell YOU how we're gonna do it

That 70's show
jackie: poor person, where's my drink??
fez: where's your drink?
wheres my drink?
you wanna know where your drink is..its up ur ass

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F