U remember that time wen i said shut-up and u were so shocked ur mouth was open but nothing was coming out so it made me happy ...... damn i miss that

Help! i've fallen and i cant get up ...

(its corny on the commercial but deep in this case)

When you walk into a room, say goodbye instead of hello, it confuses a lot of people but its pretty damn funny

MY LOVE STORY: after many broken hearts and so many fallen tears, she finally found the one for her and in the end .... =) wait, there was no end, only forever <3

My sister was telling me about her day:
sis: theres this kid at skool n he wont leave me alone! his name is .... well u might as well just call him satan ...
me: LMAO

Dave: i believe we did evolve from monkies
me: u might b a monkey but im not
d: i think ur part monkey too
m: no im not!
d: well monkies r the closest thing 2 luk lik humans
m: well ur da closest thing 2 lukin like my a s s i bet u evolved into that

What Everyone Really Needs Is A FREE HUG!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

International FREE HUG day 7-7-07

Waiting for the guy who kisses my forehead and works his way down to my heart

I know it will never be .... but it calms me to fantasize

Why do we always love the ones that never love us back, but never notice those who do