Love isn't blind; it just only sees what matters.

Love that is true never grows old.

A Friend's Love says:
" If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."

True Love says:
" You'll never need anything;
I'll be there."

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

If you could do me a favor and take a look @ my stuff adn tell me what you thank i will return the favor i promise thank you alot ashely danielle

Being with out you is like a flower with out water adn sunlight. you were me my sunlight and my water, cause baby i was the flower and now your gone im wilting and slowly dieing.

If you could do me a favor and take a look @ my stuff adn tell me what you thank i will return the favor i promise thank you alot ashely danielle