Ok so something bad happens just remember

SH!T HAPPENS

" Chocolate is the bext cure i think"

- Jessica a sweedish back packer i met :)

We were wondering around town

we were soo drunk we went into a serveic staition stole a bag of ice went down to a canal and 'released it bak into the wild'

Never go on a Train when ur high

i did once the conducter was like ur ticket please i was like

I'm a TREEEE

Fredo frog u are now dead MWHAHAHA

quotes from my best friend roma

((shes very odd O.o ))

From Mission Impossibal 3

Tom cruise: blow up the car .

Maggie: oh but its such a nice car.

Tom Cruise: and yet .. ... . blow it up.

(not bye me its on my phone)

MOO i'm a pig :]

* A song*

I'm A cucumber
I'm A cucumber
plz don't take me to the pickel farm

Don't give your trust away it must be ern't

In 2009 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people.

I started crying when I thought of you.

Run, my little retard friend, run.