If you're not living life on the edge-
Then you're taking up to much space.

Depression is just another long word to describe when you're angry-
Just with no expression.

Life isn't measured by the breaths we take-

But by the moments that take our breath away.

Talking is the *second* best thing you can do with you're lips...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water...

God knows what they did up there, they came back with a daughter!

When you make a mistake-
You know your telling the truth.
Or how else how would you know it was a mistake in the first place?

What is there left to say?
You took my pride away.
Why? Of all the things you could do...

.. I still love you.

Life has no guarantees-

But it will always be loved by me.

I'm not smiling at you...
I'm trying not to laugh.

MENtal breakdowns, MENstrational cramps, MENapause.

Haven't you noticed that most of woman's problems start with men?