Always forgive but never forget

When life throws you lemons.........pick them up, and look for the wiskey.

When in love with multiple people, lay down and cry cuz your screwed.

A punch from a friend is better than a slap from an enemy.
Reason: The punch from your friend is meant to help, while a slap from and enemy is meant to harm.

Don't love someone in spite of their flaws, Love them because of them.

Don't bother falling in love it is a sham and all its good for is ripping your heart out, putting it in a blender, hitting the on button and turning it into a smoothie

Refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Life sucks, then you die.