Life sucks, then you die.

Refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Don't bother falling in love it is a sham and all its good for is ripping your heart out, putting it in a blender, hitting the on button and turning it into a smoothie

Don't love someone in spite of their flaws, Love them because of them.

A punch from a friend is better than a slap from an enemy.
Reason: The punch from your friend is meant to help, while a slap from and enemy is meant to harm.

When in love with multiple people, lay down and cry cuz your screwed.

When life throws you lemons.........pick them up, and look for the wiskey.

Always forgive but never forget