Don't tell me to try and be PERFECT. Maybe your idea of perfection is different than mine.

quote by me

I may have diabetes, but I'm old so I'll die soon anyway. For now, I'm gonna eat what I want, when I want it.

Well, I better shut up before I annoy you but hey, that's what best friends are for right? Now come here so I can electricute you...

There's a fine line between pain and pleasure.

"I'm in the mood for food."

If he catches you staring, at least you know he was looking back.

I love you like bread on butter.