" I will effing stab you, you computer phone lady! "

* Red Vs. Blue, Church on the answering machine. *

Ya see what had happened was....

WOW....your stupidity never seaces to amaze me.

Its not YOU its ME, errr well...now that i think about it....yeah, yeah my bad...its You.

A GOOD friend will there for you when ur sad n crying.

But a TRUE friend won't be becaus ethey'll be out with the whole posse looking to beat up the person who made you cry!

Who needs REAL friends when you got a WHOLE posse of 'em in your head?

Ima come atchyou like a spider monkey!

* Talladega Nights *

Sometimes I hear oices in my head, and emme tell ya...they got some PRETTY DAMN GOOD IDEAS!!!

"It's as if evolooooouuuuuution kept going, but yooouuuu didn't."

- Lenore* the cute litlle dead girl*

YOU call it stalking....but 2 me, its just another way to show someone you truely love them!