"Get the disk out of the player/Which one?/The silver one......... :["
{Both of the players were silver lol}

Now lets take the word SANTA.
Rearange a few letters aaaaannnnndd.....
we get SATAN! hmmm....whooda thunk?

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

The worst time to have a heart attack or a seasure is during a game of charades.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.