Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The worst time to have a heart attack or a seasure is during a game of charades.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Now lets take the word SANTA.
Rearange a few letters aaaaannnnndd.....
we get SATAN! hmmm....whooda thunk?

W.W.B.D.

What Would Batman Do?

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.