Oh, hey! How are you? I was just thinking about... Oh, look, better people.

I'll find the light for you.

Loneliness is worse than death.

"Oh" is just "ho" spelled backwards.

If you need a shoulder to cry on... I'll drink with you.

You might not be able to find the right guy but you can always find the right donut!

Just because I'm gay and Swedish that doesn't mean I want to go to Ikea!

Don't try to blow out a candle if you breath fire.

You could manage to lose a few hundred pounds.

Nothing's better than playing hide and seek with blind kids.